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CHS making strides for diversity in club councils

The 2019-2020 SGA council, which is predominantly male.

Katherine Lombardi

May 8, 2020

*This article is satirical* For a school that’s held a C+ in diversity on Niche.com for thirty straight years, despite only existing for twenty, hope and improvement is on the way. A new study on CHS club activity during the 2019-2020 revealed that despite males only making up 48% of the student po...

School diversity ratings helped by pictures of minorities on computers

An independent survey of the ubiquitous “Open Lab” users found that nearly 30% of desktop backgrounds had a picture of a humorous-looking black or Asian man.
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Evan Kuo

May 8, 2020

*This article is satirical* Though heralded for excellent academics and abundant extracurricular opportunities, Communications High School always falls short in one regard: diversity. Every year, the New Jersey Department of Education (NJDOE) evaluates high schools on their diversity ratings, whi...

Boy who wore women’s wig during Lip Sync to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

A sophomore boy dances with his class during the 2019 Lip Sync. He is not wearing a wig, but imagine if he was? It would be so hilarious.

Katherine Lombardi

May 8, 2020

*This article is satirical* Move over Blue Ribbon. CHS will soon have a new accolade to decorate the front hallway trophy case. The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced today that junior Dylan Miller of West Long Branch will be joining the leagues of Dave Chappelle and Eddie Mur...

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